Cortes Bike Gang: not hardcore just badass

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“A gang of 16+ semi-ruly bikers went on a mild rampage yesterday, causing a modicum of orderly disruption. The bike gang rallied at Mansons Hall and proceeded en mass to Smelt Bay, creating a traffic jam that delayed vehicular transportation by up to two minutes. Badass! At Smelt Bay the gang were said to have thrown some stones in the water and partied down to homemade banjo tunes. After indulging in said mayhem the gang repaired to the Secret Clubhouse for cookies and hot beverages. More Cortes Bike Gang activities are threatened in near future. BE VERY AFRAID! “

Firsthand report from Roshin Carmen of
Music by Blake Candy
Original post in the The Cortes Tidelines


Simple living and loving it, I steward a hand tended, bike powered piece of land on a remote west coast island. When my hands are not in the soil I make music, take pictures and blog about media and country-living on TLV.